rEVIEWS

'wHY can't you play something nice?' my mum

'...aND that one with all the banging...' my dad

sONGS

fRUNJ:

This song charts Guvdaans experiences in Prague in the year 2001. It cleverly encompasses a culture built on drinking lots of wine and talking shit in musical form.

pLACES and food:

Lyrics by Ed. This was all that could be worked out from a dictaphone recording of the CWNN gig. This song is about places and foods and how Doig hates everyone.

"...Australia....I is the capital of ...DOIGY? DOIGY.....fucking shit, Doigy went through all of them.....Doigy's got 20 handjobs in every city in the world........got lots of dogs. Doigy's not a dog, Doigy's a real man. DOIGY'S A REAL MAN....DOIGY HATES THEM ALL DOIGY HATES THEM ALL DOIGY HATES THEM ALL...."

pOWER to the multinationals:

Lyrics by Jono. This song was written purely to annoy Adam. In reality, Guvdaan have an anti-capitalist stance.

"Send one down for guvdaan, guvdaan don't take shit from no one. guvdaan. guvdaan. guvdaan."

iT's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye:

This was Doigs reaction to the Ska-punk phenomenon in Peterborough, and how he hates everyone.

yOU shoot up, we guvdaan:

Lyrics by Jono and Doig. This was an intelligent comment on the worrying increase of drug consumption in the city of Peterborough and how it can be mocked easily by Guvdaan.

"you shoot up, we guvdaan. you shoot up and we guvdaan. g-u-v-d-a-a-n-g-u-v-d-a-n-n-n-g-u-v-d-a-a-a-n-n-n"

All lyrics copywrite 2001